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Needed: A Solution To Kyle Busch’s Problem

The following is a message of mere sarcasm and is not to be taken seriously.

America, it is time to quit whining about our slumping economy. It is time to stop fretting over a possible nuclear war with North Korea. It is time to cease our concern for the homeless and hungry. We have a more important issue on our hands:

Kyle Busch keeps showing up to races to finish second, and he’s getting frustrated.

You could hear the disappointment in his voice Saturday at Milwaukee after the poor soul, who won only 21 races a year ago, including 8 in Sprint Cup, and who has won 3 Cup races this year, once again led the most laps in a semi-prestigious NASCAR Nationwide Series race, only to finish second once again.

“It looks like we showed up here to finish second, again,” said the heartbroken Busch.

He hasn’t won in the Nationwide Series since Nashville, 3 races ago.

People, we must come up with a solution to help this guy not finish second in the NASCAR Nationwide Series anymore. This is becoming the major issue in America. This guy does not show up to a NASCAR race to finish second; nor should he, or anybody else in the 43-car field have to do so.

America, your mission, if you choose to except it, is to come up with a solution to keep Kyle Busch from finishing second.

We, as people of this great nation, should, nay, must help our fellow citizens in their time of great need. And this, clearly, is Kyle Busch’s time of need.

We, the people of this great nation, in spite of our lesser concerns, must come up with a solution to Kyle Busch’s problem.

It is our duty, as the citizens of the United States of America, to do so.

Thank you for your support!

Topics: America, Kyle Busch

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  • ohnoMrBill

    He needs to shoot the duck in Carl Edwards car.

    • hopper

      Now you’re thinking! Way to be original Mr. Bill!

  • http://twitter.com/cmpg CMPG

    I think it is the duty of the 1st place car to pull over for Kyle Busch so that he may finish 1st because that is what we all want.

    While we are on the subject, lets please the Jr Nation at the same time and all cars, 25th place up to 1st should pull over for Jr so that he can have his 1st win this season.

    • hopper

      Thinking outside the box…

      I LOVE IT!!!! LOL

  • Jackie

    Hey, I’ve got it! If Kyle just dropped out of the Nationwide series, left that series to the actual Nationwide drivers, and put all of his focus into the Cup Series, he wouldn’t have to worry about finishing second. (Well,just in Cup)!

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