When the 2009 NASCAR season began, did you expect:
-Mark Martin to have three wins
-Carl Edwards to have none
-Juan Pablo Montoya to be in Chase position
-Kasey Kahne to get the King back to Victory Lane…
-…at a road course
-Joey Logano to become NASCAR’s youngest winner
-Matt Kenseth to get Jack Roush his first Daytona 500 win
-David Reutimann to win the 50th Coca-Cola 600…
-… on Memorial Day
-All three to happen in the rain
-Joey Logano and Marcos Ambrose to be ahead of Dale Earnhardt Jr and Kevin Harvick in the points
-AJ Allmendinger to have enough sponsorship to still be racing
-Jeremy Mayfield to put up an admirable fight against NASCAR in a drug war
-Tony Stewart to be leading the points with his new team
-Double-file restarts
-Dale Earnhardt Jr, Kevin Harvick, Jeff Burton, and Greg Biffle to have no more wins than Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama, Michael Jackson, and me…
-and Brad Keselowski to have one more than all of them
-And all of this after half of the season was complete?
Neither did we.
How crazy and unpredictable our sport can sometimes be.

